A New "Historical" Jesus
Over the past couple of centuries there have been a number of "searches" undertaken by scholars to discover the "historical" Jesus. Who was he, really? All those attempts ended in a the rather hilarious result that the "Jesus" that was found was... gasp! Just like the person who was searching!
Now we have the results of - what? - the umpteenth "search" for the historical Jesus, as headlined in the UK Sun...*drum roll*...
"Elton John Claims Jesus Was a Gay Lord."
Heh. Happens every time. I mean, every time!