A New "Historical" Jesus

Over the past couple of centuries there have been a number of "searches" undertaken by scholars to discover the "historical" Jesus.  Who was he, really?  All those attempts ended in a the rather hilarious result that the "Jesus" that was found was... gasp!  Just like the person who was searching!

Now we have the results of - what? - the umpteenth "search" for the historical Jesus, as headlined in the UK Sun...*drum roll*...

"Elton John Claims Jesus Was a Gay Lord."

Heh.  Happens every time.  I mean, every time!